COVET: Airbnb Wishlist in Copenhagen

We are off to Copenhagen in a few weeks (!) and I've been cruising Airbnb like a shirtless creepy dude on OKCupid. It’s v. sexual. Here are my top picks (limited to those with reviews or verified photos!).

I’m a snob when it comes to Airbnb locations and prefer when a place looks like nobody lives there. This place doesn’t fit that bill, but I don’t even care. I’d spend my time there pretending that I was as stylish as I’ve always dreamed I would be if I just had the money. https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/1144358

Oh dear, sweet baby bumble bee, I want to take you home. I don’t even know if I could stay here. Just flipping through the photos made me tear up at the prospect of having to leave here. It’s just so. EVERYTHING. https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/708345

Remember how I said I like places to look not lived in? This is what I mean. Perfectly executed. https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/940284

Oh my lawd, I don’t even know where to look. You can do bicep curls while peeping on the neighbors through binoculars by the light of a candelabra. https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/766266

Budget Options 

Are you comforted by bubblegum, the inside of a seashell, or dried Pepto Bismal? Then this adorable little slice of heaven might be your cup of tea. It’s pretty affordable and adorably decorated. https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/1172112 I’m not a fan of PINK as a lifestyle choice (I bought a $200 magenta dress for a wedding, wore it once, dragged it to two new apartments, and left it hanging in my closet for five years before giving it away), but this is the perfect shade of pink without making you want to vomit. I’m in love! It’s really well located, too.

Another great budget option that is adorably appointed! Generally, Airbnb descriptions of “cozy” places mean too small for life, but Copenhagen is really bringing it with the awesome. I spent way too long trying to determine if the red tray in the second picture is the same as the one in the bedroom pic. If you stay there, please confirm: one red tray or two? Thanks in advance. https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/841945

I was digging this one in a lukewarm way until I got to the spaceship plant arch next to the bed. Now I am loving it and I’d like to meet the person who had that vision. https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/61947

Sleep tight!